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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶

Welcome Lovelies, and Merry 🥂🍾Christmas🎄to you all... 😍

This one is for the creative damsels of St. John of God Secondary School, Awka, Anambra State. Yea, you guessed right, my alma mater. We are amazing; the best of the very best.

Founders day, inter house sports, Christmas party, send off party, social nights, etc, are some of the events that make the most of our creative minds and skills. So these girls will sit/stand round and do justice to a random tune, mash up the lyrics or change it altogether and make something cute out of it.

In preparation for Christmas party that year, they transformed the lyrics of this very very very old popular tune to suit the season. The version below is the original St. John of God version, modified and edited by a now-grown-up me🤷‍♀️. 

Now, in the spirit of Christmas, the first person to comment the tune (i.e, the name of the original song), and its source will get something from me. The first person to go further and comment with the full lyrics of the original song will get something² from me. Attempt all options... 😋

On'y va! 

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶


A savior is born
Child of royal birth
Heir of promises
Appears on earth

Our saviour is here
Child of royal birth 
He came our fallen souls to raise

The Christ by raptured seers foretold 
Filled with the eternal spirit's power 
Prophet and priest and king
Behold 
Prince of meekest power

The lord of hosts 
The God most high
King of kings
Lord of lords
With joy from the sky
With all the fullness of his grace

I adore this saviour 
Jesus son of Mary
Salvation is here
God amongst men dwells 
Now the earth is immersed 
In a supreme love
The son of man
Is 
Born 


Saturday, December 8, 2018

WOMB ESCAPE💃! 💃! 💃!

Yay💃! 
I just can't keep calm Lovelies🙉! 🙉!
It's my anniversary🍰🎂!🌹💐! 🥂🍾 ! 

Today in history, a special kind of special👸escaped womb; my priority, my cabin in the woods, my own star in the midnight sky: my darling Self💁‍♀️.

Happy birthday to you dear Me😍.
Joyeux anniversaire Cherie ma chérie.
Feliz cumpleaños mi dulce amor
Buon compleanno a te dolcezza... 
In every language😁😁😁

Chimnecheremechicheọma🤷‍♀️
Ncheta ụbọchị ọmụmụ ọma🎂
Ka Chukwu gọzie gị mgbe niile🕜
N'akụkụ niile♥️💰🏡🚘📯
N'asụsụ niile 🔤🈲🈴
Ka chi bọrọ taa bọtara gị ihe ọma niile
Ị ga-adị... 🥂🍾

In my first article I talked about how words seduce me. Well, recently I came across yet another set that hit my very spot; deep-set words that uplift souls at all times (especially when life is low). 

So on this very birthday that marks the end of the most distressing year of my life so far, and the beginning of a much more promising and exciting year🙏, I speak these words to🗣️myself. I can't seem to get enough of the orgasms that they give me... 😜

So when life pushes me to hate on myself, when it seems nothing is working out and I feel my life sucks, when I look around and it seems that mates are leading 'oh-so-perfect lives' on Instagram and I look at myself and wonder what's wrong with me, when the thick, dark, evil hole called depression tries to swallow me, when it seems that the forces of the universe would work in anything but my favour, 👇

I Will Tell...

(Christian Emegwa) 


Chimnaecheremechicheọmamgbeniile... 

Dear Self,
On nights when you feel
Like your mouth is filled with scar tissue, 
When your fists are heavier
Than your clay heart, 
Remember the broken, 
That does not need replacement. 
Remember the lungs that pound air, 
In a body too tired to kiss the sun.

Tell yourself you're still working on it;
Say healing, 
Say taking my time, 
Say patience...
Dear heart,
Say revolution
And revelation
And rising
Say love💞 love😍love💕

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Mbulite Mmụọ (1)

Dearest lovers,
Welcome! And Happy first of last🥂🍾. 

The 'Mbulite Mmụọ/MOTIVATIONALS' segment is where I get to share with you the words that I say to myself when chips are down. Words that I hold very closely to my heart and hang tightly unto cos my life depends on them. 

In one of my down moments I came up with some lines that ministered (still minister) to me. So I brought them to you so they'll do you like they did me😉

Inscribe these words in your hearts, guard them very jealously and never  ever lose your smile😀

Tinye Amụ N'iru😃😊😃


Ụwa a enweghị isi
Mmadụ bụ mma ndụ
Ndụ pụọ
Mma ya arụọ...

Ndụ nwanụ enweghịkwu isi
Ihu na azụ, ndọlị
Aka nri aka ekpe, ndọlị
Emekata,
Ọ dị ka a dịghị eme...

Onye jisi ike,
Ọ ruo ala eze
Onye wee iwe,
Ọ ka ya njọ...

Ọ nweghị onye nwụsa arụ sọọ nsọ
Mana mmegharị ahụ bụ isi ndụ
Onye wụsakarịa ahụ,
Ọ wụsakwuo ndụ
Zabazie onye nwụrụ anwụ na-aga ije.

Ụwa bụ ndọlị ndọlị
Ebe ume ndụ ka dị
N'ala ndị dị ndụ
Mma ka dị na ndụ
Adọlịghị, ọ bụrụ gịnị?

Etu ndụ a hụrụ
Ya gbata kwụrụ
Ma mgbe ọdịniiru
Dị ka ọ na-agbarụ iru
Na mmekpa arụ
Na mgbakasị arụ
Na mkpakasị arụ
Kaba nnọọ arụ
Tinye amụ n'iru😀😊😀


Thursday, November 1, 2018

CRUSH💞CHRONICLES

I'm not saying anything on this one🤫Mhmm Mhmm... Don't do that. I won't tell🤐 If you read it and it's for you, then it's for you😜 😜😜

Well, I dedicate this one to beauty, beauté, mma. Igbo nna m sị na ihe dị mma na anya gbara ndụ. Mr. Flavor sị nọọ "kirikata..."

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and that may be true, but there are beauties so glaring, so pronounced, so remarkable, that you have to be blind, or blind, not to behold them.

O nweghị onye ihe ọma na-asọ nsọ. Some beauties can't help but be in the eyes of every beholder. And yours truly is a chronic beholder. 👁️👁️I can behold for the whole wide world. Akirikata nwata dị mma, eziokwu agbaa m n'ọnụ🙉 

They say eat alone, die alone. This is me, sharing🗣️with you what I beheld. If I could post the pictures of all the Nwoke ọmas, I would. But they're too numerous; aga m etinye ole ghara ibe ya?🤔🤔🤔

If I tell you people now that one Nwoke Ọma escaped womb today, you'll say this one is for him; so I'm not telling🙊. Hell NO🤐!!! 

NWOKE ỌMA🧔

Nwoke ọma,
Jureeju nnwa...
Pokopoko nwa... 
Kirikata nnwa...

Oji ya rọ̀rọ̀ arọ;
Na-egbuke ka kristal ojii
Afụ dimkpa,
Afụ ogologo ụkwụ ya.

Ntutu isi ya juru eju;
Na-eji nnọọ ezigbote oji, 
Masasịa ka ahịhịa mmasa.

Anya👁️ya na-eke ka ọkụ. 
Nku anya ya na-ekucha ka akụpe. 
Iku anya ya jukatakwa eju... 

Imi👃ya sara mbara, 
Ma o meghị ndapịa.

Egbugbere ọnụ👄ya dị ka anụ;
Anụ dị nro na-eju ọnụ. 

Eze ọma si na chi... 
Ọ mụọ amụ ebe a, amụ atọọ gị🤩

Afụ ọnụ ya wụsara arụ,
Dị larịị;
Ọ naghị adụ ogwu ma ọlị

Ị hụtụla ya ebe ọ gba ahụ ụfụrụ? 
Obi ya dị ka ebe ịta nri nke ahịhịa ndụ.
N'ebe ịta nri nke ahịhịa ndụ a, 
Ka m ga-eme ka m makpuru

Ahụ ya mara abụba;
Ala ọma,
Na-emepụta ahịhịa ọma

Afọ ya rijuru afọ, 
Ma ọ bụghị udu afọ 

Mkpịsị aka👏ya wụsa,
Bụrụ sọ mma. 
Kọọzị mkpịsị ụkwụ ya? 

Nnwa à wụsa apata ya ebe a,
I koo. 
I koghị,
Ị mara na ị na-eko eko🤯
Leenụ ka ájị́ si yọsasịa na ya ka igirigi ndụ...
Leenụ ka anya m si eri nri a na-enye ndụ...

Olu okwu ya dị nwayọọ 
Olu ọchị ya na-ada ka egwu
Ọ chịa ọchị😂ebe a,
Akwara obi gị etee egwu...

Nwa eze🤴ka ọ bụ n'omume 
Ọ naghị achọ nsogbu 
Ọ dịghị ngwa ikwu
Ọ naghị ekwufu okwu...

A sị na ikiri nwoke a abụghị na nkịtị, 
M ga-akwụkata ụgwọ, akpa m atọgbọrọ nkịtị;🙆‍♀️
M resịzịa akpụkpọ ụkwụ m, gbaba ụkwụ nkịtị👣;
Enwekwara m ike ichefu ọrụ, nọrọzie nkịtị... 🤷‍♀️

A sị na ikiri nwoke a abụghị na nkịtị 
Ámà ndị iro ejidechago m n'úkwù🤦‍♀️
Maka na m ga-ebi, bie, bikwa
Ka m wee nweta ego m ga-eji kiri:
Ọrụ ọma a Chukwu rụrụ; 
Mma nke a Chukwu chọrọ;
Nri a🍛Olisa sara ahụ wee si...

Mana ebe m nọọrọ onwe m e kpugheere m nri a🍜;
O nweghịkwa onye sị m kwụta ụgwọ nri a;
Maka chi, m ga-adapụkwa n'elu nri a...

Ụnụ egbula m egbu, anaghị m eme na nkịtị, 
Maka na mma nnwa a abụghị ihe m ga-ahụ, gba nkịtị 🤗

Monday, October 1, 2018

Me and My Words

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I am not excited. I just feel like I've done something right. I satisfied an instinct and I feel somewhat fulfilled. Imagine finally finding a convenience to take a pee-pee and release that bladder that is threatening to explode; hmmm, what a relief! 

This is me coming out, getting stuff out there, sharing. Getting on here is like saying: "Hey! This is me. This is who I am. You can take it or leave it." So ladies and gentlemen, it's

 Me and My Words

Someone once said that books are blocks. He made us sing it. It became our mantra. It sounded cool at the time. I was in high school then. Grown up now, I think that was so small a truth. Books are way more than just blocks. Books are like buildings. Words are the bricks, blocks, etc, with which these structures are built. These structures are put together to form big cities and worlds in our minds. Reading books is like venturing into these buildings, exploring their halls, hallways, ends, nooks, crannies, etc, and taking in what each one has to offer. The more you read, the more these buildings are put together to form these great cities of the mind. The *manier the books you read, the *bubblier your city would be; the stronger the books, the *stablier your city; the more informative the books, the more advanced your city, and so on. The world you build in your mind determines to a large extent, your outlook on the world you live in.

That same someone said that readers are leaders and that's probably right. But I say that readers are writers, or at least, potential writers. Writing comes by reading and reading by everything in black and white. If you have ever written anything, then you must have read something. There are no two ways about it. You can observe and learn, you can even comment orally, but if you are ever able to put something down in eligible black and white, then you must have absorbed something in black and white. Who was the first man to write? What did he read? That's a question for another day, but every other person after him had to go through this process. QED. 

If you ever get to the point where you are able to string your thoughts in a binding sequence, to play around with words, to paint a picture so clear it could as well play back in the mind's telly; to tell a story so well your audience might as well have been there when it happened; to create a story so binding we wish it never ends; to even spin lines and verses so tasking; long or short, rhyming or not; that stretch and expand our imaginations in a bid to capture the intended picture, then you must have read a whole lot. And when you read that much, your mind bubbles, the contents make rumbling noise and threaten to explode; and explosion is imminent if you don't let it out! How do you run from the things that run through your mind? The faster you run, the faster they run after you. So, to maintain sanity, I write.

If you are an avid reader, you must be a writer. If you read a lot, you must scribble a lot. There is simply no way in the world you can interact that much with words and not come across a set that your mind will always want to remember. NO WAY!!!

Then if you are a word lover, your case is specially critical. You take notes because your mind will always want to remember those expressions that tickle your soul in the way that only words can. You don't watch movies just to get the story, you strive to hear every word. You pause movies to actually take time to laugh at, wow at, cheer at, clap at, and appreciate word plays. When you listen to music, lyrics get to you because more than the beats, you connect with your lovers: words. Figures of expression are magical because they transport you to a realm that only word lovers comprehend. Every time you absorb anything at all that was created with linguistic constructions, you are in a deep intercourse with them. Not every construction will touch your spot but the ones that do have you moaning in utmost pleasure. Note-taking is you taping your soundtrack because you want to relive your orgasms. And because you are made for this intercourse, it never stops. Your passion gets to the point where words cum together in your mind to form beautiful constructions that are as alluring as the ones that seduced you. It's a match made in heaven! 

Writing is you bringing these constructions to life and rearing them to grow. The constructions keep coming because you keep meeting with words in whatever language system(s) you mingle with, and it doesn't matter what language systems you mingle with because systems don't discriminate, you can only know/love some more than the others. Your constructions grow in beauty, grace, style, form, and excellence. They mature and find love in some other word lovers. They are eventually ready to penetrate. What a glorious unending cycle!

These constructions are made for love. They should be loved every second, every minute, every blessed day! But they are as patient as they are loving cos they wouldn't force their love on anyone. You have to be ready too; they need to know you want them too. 

This is me putting my constructions out there to reach out and find love because they are very much ready to penetrate. If these constructions are made for love and are ever searching for it, and I'm responsible for their happiness, and you, my dear readers are made for this intercourse, then who am I to put asunder to this glorious match?


Readers are lovers. If words are yours and you are theirs, then you should love with no doubt nor fear. My dear readers, welcome to love nest. Love, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Love, even when it feels like you can't love anymore. Love until there's nothing left to love, and then, come back and love some more. Here, love is in the air, you'll love without ceasing. 

Welcome to here: my words arena; fullness of my mind in countless words, my words playground, my words board, my words table, my words court, my words track, my words pitch. I manoeuvre these words to fit in your heart so well that your heart moans an "aaah!" of relief. I bridge the gap between you and these words as I finesse them with such precision that they can't but fill the pockets of your very soul. Here, my imagination jumps up and down, dashes back and forth, stretches and swings with such vibrant energy and passion that their words do nothing but punch through the basket of your mind; words race to your heart, even as it holds out in anticipation; they get to it and hand the baton, then your heart starts racing. I juggle and dribble these words so fast and they shoot into your heart's post with such speed that you don't see them coming. Yes, these words are the loving winners of your heart. 

You'll find these words in anything drawn from the numerous ideas that bubble in my head. You know how Zuckerberg asks what's on your mind? Here's simply a link to what's on my mind, where I get to share with you the things that go on in this little head of mine: the memories, the happenings, the conjured, and all the figments of my imagination.

Welcome to here: my mind's gallery. If words paint a picture, then there are no regulations, no limitations, no restrictions, to the pictures your mind's eye can behold through these words.

You'll find works in the Igbo, English, French, Engligbo, and Frengligbo languages, because I am just trilingual for now. Other systems will be added as time goes on and you will know when it happens. Genres commune here. Essay forms meet and merge here. You might even find that there is a genre/form you never knew about. Here's like the future : anything can happen...

Have 💝 yourselves 💏 a ❣️ very  💓 lovely 🌹 experience. 😘❤️😍💋😘