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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶

Welcome Lovelies, and Merry 🥂🍾Christmas🎄to you all... 😍

This one is for the creative damsels of St. John of God Secondary School, Awka, Anambra State. Yea, you guessed right, my alma mater. We are amazing; the best of the very best.

Founders day, inter house sports, Christmas party, send off party, social nights, etc, are some of the events that make the most of our creative minds and skills. So these girls will sit/stand round and do justice to a random tune, mash up the lyrics or change it altogether and make something cute out of it.

In preparation for Christmas party that year, they transformed the lyrics of this very very very old popular tune to suit the season. The version below is the original St. John of God version, modified and edited by a now-grown-up me🤷‍♀️. 

Now, in the spirit of Christmas, the first person to comment the tune (i.e, the name of the original song), and its source will get something from me. The first person to go further and comment with the full lyrics of the original song will get something² from me. Attempt all options... 😋

On'y va! 

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶


A savior is born
Child of royal birth
Heir of promises
Appears on earth

Our saviour is here
Child of royal birth 
He came our fallen souls to raise

The Christ by raptured seers foretold 
Filled with the eternal spirit's power 
Prophet and priest and king
Behold 
Prince of meekest power

The lord of hosts 
The God most high
King of kings
Lord of lords
With joy from the sky
With all the fullness of his grace

I adore this saviour 
Jesus son of Mary
Salvation is here
God amongst men dwells 
Now the earth is immersed 
In a supreme love
The son of man
Is 
Born 


Saturday, December 8, 2018

WOMB ESCAPE💃! 💃! 💃!

Yay💃! 
I just can't keep calm Lovelies🙉! 🙉!
It's my anniversary🍰🎂!🌹💐! 🥂🍾 ! 

Today in history, a special kind of special👸escaped womb; my priority, my cabin in the woods, my own star in the midnight sky: my darling Self💁‍♀️.

Happy birthday to you dear Me😍.
Joyeux anniversaire Cherie ma chérie.
Feliz cumpleaños mi dulce amor
Buon compleanno a te dolcezza... 
In every language😁😁😁

Chimnecheremechicheọma🤷‍♀️
Ncheta ụbọchị ọmụmụ ọma🎂
Ka Chukwu gọzie gị mgbe niile🕜
N'akụkụ niile♥️💰🏡🚘📯
N'asụsụ niile 🔤🈲🈴
Ka chi bọrọ taa bọtara gị ihe ọma niile
Ị ga-adị... 🥂🍾

In my first article I talked about how words seduce me. Well, recently I came across yet another set that hit my very spot; deep-set words that uplift souls at all times (especially when life is low). 

So on this very birthday that marks the end of the most distressing year of my life so far, and the beginning of a much more promising and exciting year🙏, I speak these words to🗣️myself. I can't seem to get enough of the orgasms that they give me... 😜

So when life pushes me to hate on myself, when it seems nothing is working out and I feel my life sucks, when I look around and it seems that mates are leading 'oh-so-perfect lives' on Instagram and I look at myself and wonder what's wrong with me, when the thick, dark, evil hole called depression tries to swallow me, when it seems that the forces of the universe would work in anything but my favour, 👇

I Will Tell...

(Christian Emegwa) 


Chimnaecheremechicheọmamgbeniile... 

Dear Self,
On nights when you feel
Like your mouth is filled with scar tissue, 
When your fists are heavier
Than your clay heart, 
Remember the broken, 
That does not need replacement. 
Remember the lungs that pound air, 
In a body too tired to kiss the sun.

Tell yourself you're still working on it;
Say healing, 
Say taking my time, 
Say patience...
Dear heart,
Say revolution
And revelation
And rising
Say love💞 love😍love💕

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Mbulite Mmụọ (1)

Dearest lovers,
Welcome! And Happy first of last🥂🍾. 

The 'Mbulite Mmụọ/MOTIVATIONALS' segment is where I get to share with you the words that I say to myself when chips are down. Words that I hold very closely to my heart and hang tightly unto cos my life depends on them. 

In one of my down moments I came up with some lines that ministered (still minister) to me. So I brought them to you so they'll do you like they did me😉

Inscribe these words in your hearts, guard them very jealously and never  ever lose your smile😀

Tinye Amụ N'iru😃😊😃


Ụwa a enweghị isi
Mmadụ bụ mma ndụ
Ndụ pụọ
Mma ya arụọ...

Ndụ nwanụ enweghịkwu isi
Ihu na azụ, ndọlị
Aka nri aka ekpe, ndọlị
Emekata,
Ọ dị ka a dịghị eme...

Onye jisi ike,
Ọ ruo ala eze
Onye wee iwe,
Ọ ka ya njọ...

Ọ nweghị onye nwụsa arụ sọọ nsọ
Mana mmegharị ahụ bụ isi ndụ
Onye wụsakarịa ahụ,
Ọ wụsakwuo ndụ
Zabazie onye nwụrụ anwụ na-aga ije.

Ụwa bụ ndọlị ndọlị
Ebe ume ndụ ka dị
N'ala ndị dị ndụ
Mma ka dị na ndụ
Adọlịghị, ọ bụrụ gịnị?

Etu ndụ a hụrụ
Ya gbata kwụrụ
Ma mgbe ọdịniiru
Dị ka ọ na-agbarụ iru
Na mmekpa arụ
Na mgbakasị arụ
Na mkpakasị arụ
Kaba nnọọ arụ
Tinye amụ n'iru😀😊😀