MOTIVATIONALS💪(1)

Happy 🥂New💐Year🍾!!! 💃

Welcome aboard Lovelies 🚣‍♀️🛳️🏄‍♀️🚣‍♀️⛴️🏄‍♂️✈️to the first of the very first. I'm glad we made it! No. 2019 made it! Cos we're alive in it😁. Cheers to super doper awesome days ahead 🍻

The Motivationals that I'd be doing here are directed firstly to me and myself. So I'm sharing with you the words that I speak to myself to pull me up... They can do the same for you...

#touchofIgbopostalert! 

PAY ATTENTION 🧐

Ihe ị na-achọ na Sokoto dị na your sokoto. Naanị legharịa anya, gbado anya, ị ga-ahụ ya. Everything you need to succeed has been settled by providence, you only have to wake up and pay attention. With enough dose of desire and determination, you must find what you're looking for.  You just have to overcome your personal and environmental challenges...

Now your background is not your business. It's not your matter at all. Your business is to change that condition and level of living that you are not okay with. You have to desire it so much that your desire towers above your challenges: fear of the unknown, doubts, physical appearance, family background, social status, or the lack thereof  etc (personal challenges); others' success, others' failure, distractions, folks' castigation, economic meltdown, etc (environmental challenges). You must possess more than enough desire to disarm these challenges and fuel your determination...

Then the things (opportunities, resources, skills, etc) that have been lying unnoticed all along will manifest. These are just the things you need to rock your world of success; the very vehicles that'll take you there! Hop into them as soon as they appear and enjoy the ride!! Do that much and watch the things you're looking for come looking for you with much BIGGER rewards than you ever imagined!!! 💌🤑✈️

Wishing🙏us all an awesome🤓2019🤗

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶

Welcome Lovelies, and Merry 🥂🍾Christmas🎄to you all... 😍

This one is for the creative damsels of St. John of God Secondary School, Awka, Anambra State. Yea, you guessed right, my alma mater. We are amazing; the best of the very best.

Founders day, inter house sports, Christmas party, send off party, social nights, etc, are some of the events that make the most of our creative minds and skills. So these girls will sit/stand round and do justice to a random tune, mash up the lyrics or change it altogether and make something cute out of it.

In preparation for Christmas party that year, they transformed the lyrics of this very very very old popular tune to suit the season. The version below is the original St. John of God version, modified and edited by a now-grown-up me🤷‍♀️. 

Now, in the spirit of Christmas, the first person to comment the tune (i.e, the name of the original song), and its source will get something from me. The first person to go further and comment with the full lyrics of the original song will get something² from me. Attempt all options... 😋

On'y va! 

Christmas Carol🎼A Savior Is Born🎶

A savior is born

Child of royal birth

Heir of promises

Appears on earth

Our saviour is here

Child of royal birth 

He came our fallen souls to raise

The Christ by raptured seers foretold 

Filled with the eternal spirit's power 

Prophet and priest and king

Behold 

Prince of meekest power

The lord of hosts 

The God most high

King of kings

Lord of lords

With joy from the sky

With all the fullness of his grace

I adore this saviour 

Jesus son of Mary

Salvation is here

God amongst men dwells 

Now the earth is immersed 

In a supreme love

The son of man

Is 

Born 

WOMB ESCAPE💃! 💃! 💃!

Yay💃! 

I just can't keep calm Lovelies🙉! 🙉!

It's my anniversary🍰🎂!🌹💐! 🥂🍾 ! 

Today in history, a special kind of special👸escaped womb; my priority, my cabin in the woods, my own star in the midnight sky: my darling Self💁‍♀️.

Happy birthday to you dear Me😍.

Joyeux anniversaire Cherie ma chérie.

Feliz cumpleaños mi dulce amor

Buon compleanno a te dolcezza... 

In every language😁😁😁

Chimnecheremechicheọma🤷‍♀️

Ncheta ụbọchị ọmụmụ ọma🎂

Ka Chukwu gọzie gị mgbe niile🕜

N'akụkụ niile♥️💰🏡🚘📯

N'asụsụ niile 🔤🈲🈴

Ka chi bọrọ taa bọtara gị ihe ọma niile

Ị ga-adị... 🥂🍾

In my first article I talked about how words seduce me. Well, recently I came across yet another set that hit my very spot; deep-set words that uplift souls at all times (especially when life is low). 

So on this very birthday that marks the end of the most distressing year of my life so far, and the beginning of a much more promising and exciting year🙏, I speak these words to🗣️myself. I can't seem to get enough of the orgasms that they give me... 😜

So when life pushes me to hate on myself, when it seems nothing is working out and I feel my life sucks, when I look around and it seems that mates are leading 'oh-so-perfect lives' on Instagram and I look at myself and wonder what's wrong with me, when the thick, dark, evil hole called depression tries to swallow me, when it seems that the forces of the universe would work in anything but my favour, 👇

I Will Tell...

(Christian Emegwa) 

Chimnaecheremechicheọmamgbeniile... 

Dear Self,
On nights when you feel

Like your mouth is filled with scar tissue, 

When your fists are heavier

Than your clay heart, 

Remember the broken, 

That does not need replacement. 

Remember the lungs that pound air, 

In a body too tired to kiss the sun.

Tell yourself you're still working on it;

Say healing, 

Say taking my time, 

Say patience...

Dear heart,

Say revolution

And revelation

And rising

Say love💞 love😍love💕

Mbulite Mmụọ (1)

Dearest lovers,
Welcome! And Happy first of last🥂🍾. 

The 'Mbulite Mmụọ/MOTIVATIONALS' segment is where I get to share with you the words that I say to myself when chips are down. Words that I hold very closely to my heart and hang tightly unto cos my life depends on them. 

In one of my down moments I came up with some lines that ministered (still minister) to me. So I brought them to you so they'll do you like they did me😉

Inscribe these words in your hearts, guard them very jealously and never  ever lose your smile😀

Tinye Amụ N'iru😃😊😃

Ụwa a enweghị isi
Mmadụ bụ mma ndụ
Ndụ pụọ
Mma ya arụọ...

Ndụ nwanụ enweghịkwu isi
Ihu na azụ, ndọlị
Aka nri aka ekpe, ndọlị
Emekata,
Ọ dị ka a dịghị eme...

Onye jisi ike,
Ọ ruo ala eze
Onye wee iwe,
Ọ ka ya njọ...

Ọ nweghị onye nwụsa arụ sọọ nsọ
Mana mmegharị ahụ bụ isi ndụ
Onye wụsakarịa ahụ,
Ọ wụsakwuo ndụ
Zabazie onye nwụrụ anwụ na-aga ije.

Ụwa bụ ndọlị ndọlị
Ebe ume ndụ ka dị
N'ala ndị dị ndụ
Mma ka dị na ndụ
Adọlịghị, ọ bụrụ gịnị?

Etu ndụ a hụrụ
Ya gbata kwụrụ
Ma mgbe ọdịniiru
Dị ka ọ na-agbarụ iru
Na mmekpa arụ
Na mgbakasị arụ
Na mkpakasị arụ
Kaba nnọọ arụ
Tinye amụ n'iru😀😊😀

CRUSH💞CHRONICLES

I'm not saying anything on this one🤫Mhmm Mhmm... Don't do that. I won't tell🤐 If you read it and it's for you, then it's for you😜 😜😜

Well, I dedicate this one to beauty, beauté, mma. Igbo nna m sị na ihe dị mma na anya gbara ndụ. Mr. Flavor sị nọọ "kirikata..."

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and that may be true, but there are beauties so glaring, so pronounced, so remarkable, that you have to be blind, or blind, not to behold them.

O nweghị onye ihe ọma na-asọ nsọ. Some beauties can't help but be in the eyes of every beholder. And yours truly is a chronic beholder. 👁️👁️I can behold for the whole wide world. Akirikata nwata dị mma, eziokwu agbaa m n'ọnụ🙉 

They say eat alone, die alone. This is me, sharing🗣️with you what I beheld. If I could post the pictures of all the Nwoke ọmas, I would. But they're too numerous; aga m etinye ole ghara ibe ya?🤔🤔🤔

If I tell you people now that one Nwoke Ọma escaped womb today, you'll say this one is for him; so I'm not telling🙊. Hell NO🤐!!! 

NWOKE ỌMA🧔

Nwoke ọma,
Jureeju nnwa...
Pokopoko nwa... 

Kirikata nnwa...

Oji ya rọ̀rọ̀ arọ;

Na-egbuke ka kristal ojii

Afụ dimkpa,

Afụ ogologo ụkwụ ya.

Ntutu isi ya juru eju;

Na-eji nnọọ ezigbote oji, 

Masasịa ka ahịhịa mmasa.

Anya👁️ya na-eke ka ọkụ. 

Nku anya ya na-ekucha ka akụpe. 

Iku anya ya jukatakwa eju... 

Imi👃ya sara mbara, 

Ma o meghị ndapịa.

Egbugbere ọnụ👄ya dị ka anụ;

Anụ dị nro na-eju ọnụ. 

Eze ọma si na chi... 

Ọ mụọ amụ ebe a, amụ atọọ gị🤩

Afụ ọnụ ya wụsara arụ,
Dị larịị;

Ọ naghị adụ ogwu ma ọlị

Ị hụtụla ya ebe ọ gba ahụ ụfụrụ? 

Obi ya dị ka ebe ịta nri nke ahịhịa ndụ.

N'ebe ịta nri nke ahịhịa ndụ a, 

Ka m ga-eme ka m makpuru

Ahụ ya mara abụba;

Ala ọma,
Na-emepụta ahịhịa ọma

Afọ ya rijuru afọ, 

Ma ọ bụghị udu afọ 

Mkpịsị aka👏ya wụsa,
Bụrụ sọ mma. 

Kọọzị mkpịsị ụkwụ ya? 

Nnwa à wụsa apata ya ebe a,
I koo. 

I koghị,
Ị mara na ị na-eko eko🤯

Leenụ ka ájị́ si yọsasịa na ya ka igirigi ndụ...

Leenụ ka anya m si eri nri a na-enye ndụ...

Olu okwu ya dị nwayọọ 

Olu ọchị ya na-ada ka egwu

Ọ chịa ọchị😂ebe a,
Akwara obi gị etee egwu...

Nwa eze🤴ka ọ bụ n'omume 

Ọ naghị achọ nsogbu 

Ọ dịghị ngwa ikwu

Ọ naghị ekwufu okwu...

A sị na ikiri nwoke a abụghị na nkịtị, 

M ga-akwụkata ụgwọ, akpa m atọgbọrọ nkịtị;🙆‍♀️

M resịzịa akpụkpọ ụkwụ m, gbaba ụkwụ nkịtị👣;

Enwekwara m ike ichefu ọrụ, nọrọzie nkịtị... 🤷‍♀️

A sị na ikiri nwoke a abụghị na nkịtị 

Ámà ndị iro ejidechago m n'úkwù🤦‍♀️

Maka na m ga-ebi, bie, bikwa

Ka m wee nweta ego m ga-eji kiri:

Ọrụ ọma a Chukwu rụrụ; 

Mma nke a Chukwu chọrọ;

Nri a🍛Olisa sara ahụ wee si...

Mana ebe m nọọrọ onwe m e kpugheere m nri a🍜;

O nweghịkwa onye sị m kwụta ụgwọ nri a;

Maka chi, m ga-adapụkwa n'elu nri a...

Ụnụ egbula m egbu, anaghị m eme na nkịtị, 

Maka na mma nnwa a abụghị ihe m ga-ahụ, gba nkịtị 🤗